TJ (14) asks:
"Mom, can I go to the theater to see the Avengers movie next Friday with the guys?"
"Will you pay for my ticket?"
"What? What will you pay for?"
"Umm.... I pay the taxes that go to the library so they can purchase the Avengers when it comes out on DVD, I pay the gas to drive the car to the library so you can check it out, and I pay the electric bill so you can watch the DVD on a TV that works."
His face kind-of looked like this: