Friday, August 5, 2011

David Quote of the Day

David climbs up on the bed and starts inspecting my head.
"I'm checking for leeches," he said.

"Leeches?" I asked. "On my head? Were you downstairs reading the gross-out science book?"


"I think you probably mean lice. Lice sometimes live in hair."

"Are lice long and black?" he asked.


"Are leeches long and black?"


"Well," he said. "Then I definitely mean leeches. I'm checking you for leeches."