David Quote of the Day

David climbs up on the bed and starts inspecting my head.
"I'm checking for leeches," he said.

"Leeches?" I asked. "On my head? Were you downstairs reading the gross-out science book?"

"Yeess."

"I think you probably mean lice. Lice sometimes live in hair."

"Are lice long and black?" he asked.

"No."

"Are leeches long and black?"

"Yes."

"Well," he said. "Then I definitely mean leeches. I'm checking you for leeches."